Monday, August 16, 2010

Chuck Norris Facts: Geek Version Pt. 2

Chuck Norriss Ipad runs Flash, Windows, and Linux.

Once there was Chuck language, 5 times faster than C languange. However I hasn't been used since an error gives you a roundhouse kick

Chuck.exe is a virus that deletes all your file, remove your OS, burn your motherboard, and gives you a roundhouse kick. Norris.exe does exactly the same thing, to every single computer in the world at the same time.

Chuck Norris wrote a blog once. It contains all informations in the world.

Chuck Norris has opened all sites on the internet.

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