Once there was Chuck language, 5 times faster than C languange. However I hasn't been used since an error gives you a roundhouse kick
Chuck.exe is a virus that deletes all your file, remove your OS, burn your motherboard, and gives you a roundhouse kick. Norris.exe does exactly the same thing, to every single computer in the world at the same time.
Chuck Norris wrote a blog once. It contains all informations in the world.
Chuck Norris has opened all sites on the internet.